They're Only Bees
September 15th, 2009

SHFTW&D – So you’re scared of public speaking?

The classic piece of advice for people who are terrified of speaking aloud in public is to imagine your audience naked. I suggest we go one further, and really shove your audience into depraved situations. What’s so unnerving about speaking to a group of people when one of them, in your head, is being forced to fellate a goat at gunpoint. An ugly goat too. One with bad hygiene. Even for a goat.

Visualising such atrocities should clear any anxiety you’re feeling, helping you get over your fear and deliver the best possible talk on road safety to those kids.

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