Web 2.0 has changed the world in ways we can’t imagine. Ways I won’t bother going into here, because I can’t imagine them, so talking about them would be difficult. Needless to say, the changes have been massive. We have wifi-enabled everything, from cash machines to Robot Puffins. But what has this done for Zombiekind? Certainly older, more tech-savvy zombies took to it like a duck to water. Having tried this, and ruined atleast 5 Macbooks with splash damage, they got their head around it a little bit more and started using it like any other new technology.
Celebrity zombies, such as Zombie William Shatner, have openly praised the way it has improved their lives and made the insatiable hunger for brains that they have to deal with on a daily basis, more manageable. Who needs large-scale human massacre, when you can Twitter on the go? Not ol’ Zombill, that’s for sure! Zombill (his new, snappy, tabloid-friendly name) recently applauded his new iPhone app which automatically adds unnecessary pauses into his phone conversations and ellipses into his texts – it saves him valuable seconds per sentence.
Mogan said I needed 200 words, but I’ve run out, so this is filler. Cup.
