Back in the day, I barely went an hour without screaming ‘Yay-ah!’, ironically and annoyingly, in the face of someone who dared ask me a direct question, but that obsession has waned recently. However, a chance encounter with the man himself guesting on the hilarious comedy album ‘Party Rock’ by LMFAO (which, incidentally, isn’t supposed to be a comedy album but is nontheless brilliantly funny) has rekindled my desire to speak to him on a daily basis.

Maybe complete narration of your life would be too much, killing the fun after a few hours. Plus his limited vocabulary and restrained subject matter might cause confusion in the more complex areas of your day, but how about just the odd question?

Fancy coming with me to the park?
YAYYY-AH!

Sweet, don’t forget the football!
WHAAT?

I said don’t forget the football!
OKAAYYY!

In fact, I’d be happy with a talking Lil Jon 8-ball, the only problem being that you would end up doing everything ever. He’s an unrelentingly positive person, providing he hears you clearly.

That bear looks angry Lil Jon, should I grab it’s tail and call it a girls name?
YAYYY-AH.

*maul*.

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