They're Only Bees
April 24th, 2010

The Vizpod Chriscast 5 – We didn’t have to fake an ending to this or anything.

Oh, also featuring Marc!

This is the fifth one. We did it so long ago I don’t even remember/care what’s on it. Probably shit. Also, the gimp who ‘produced’ our fourth one decided he wasn’t able to continue taking our shit, and he has bailed. So back to the grainy, terrible sound of before.

Still working on getting it back on iTunes. We kinda know what to do now but we’re lazy.

Viz, Chris, Marc Again

BYE. Fuckers.

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April 12th, 2010

Vizpod Chriscast with Marc 4: Holy Production Value, Batman!

Good Evening!

Sorry we’re late with this one. There were…complications. In other words, it’s been sat on my PC for almost a month and I didn’t know how to post it. NOW I DO! All is well.

For reason’s slightly beyond my comprehension, someone has actually volunteered to give this ridiculous endeavour a fake veil of professionalism. For free, too. They almost begged, and eventually we agreed.

‘Student Production Wizard’ Uncle Bumlar, aka Bumlario, aka Stephen Butler, is the man who put his name forward. By that I mean he’s a student of sound production (or something), not that he produces students. And by ‘Wizard’, I mean twat.

I have no idea if it works out well or not…I’m writing this before the fact. You’ll have to listen to see if it’s a success, or if our incompetence spreads to Captain Buttlar, who storms out of the room in a fit of savage swearing, flicking his foppish hair from his eyes in emo-disgust. I can only assume we’re going to spend the half hour trying to ruin him.

Also, in place of the regular nervous Hello’s or brash ‘Good Evening!’s, we now have our very own (read – mostly stolen) jingle. Or ‘Intro Track’, if you will. Marc made it in 45 minutes, 45 minutes he could have used to sleep. We are all eternally grateful.

Now, if only we could make the actual basic content better, we might have a shot of dragging in more than 30-odd listens.

Anyway, as usual, here is the hastily constructed ‘Promotional Material’:

Marc - all about the 'give and take'.

Feel free to print it off and stick it on your Vizpod Chriscast shrine.

And here is the podcast proper:

The Vizpod Christcast w/ Marc 4

Enjoy it. Or die.

Lot’s of love,

Chris.

PS – We’ve been yanked from iTunes. No idea why. Sometimes, the world just can’t handle this much awesome. Sometimes, a podcast is just too friggin’ kickass to live in this cruel, disparate world of ours. Sometimes, God kills beautiful babies. God is a bastard.

We’re doing all we can to sneak back on.

March 13th, 2010

The Vizpod Chriscast Feat. Marc. PODCAST THE SECOND

Viz, Chris, Marc Again

This is the second instalment in the fortnightly podcast, The Vizpod Chriscast. We couldn’t get anyone better this time, so the ‘special guest’ is still Marc. This one went slightly better than last time, in that we only actually froze up once or twice. Banzai.

The email address is either viz316@hotmail.co.uk, or the actual one (because Viz is a bellend who likes to whore himself out) is chris@onlybees.com

If you wish to be a ‘special guest’ on a future V-P-C-C, regardless of location (we can phone you or something), please register interest below.

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February 27th, 2010

The VizpodChriscast… Also featuring Marc!

PODCAST! LISTEN! CUNTS!

27-02-2010%20VizpodChriscast1.mp3

Love,

Viz, Chris and, to a lesser extent, Marc.

PS – Cunts.

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