An email send around in my work earlier.
Hi Guys
Sorry, but can you please stop taking Milk that belongs to other people.
We buy this Milk for our Breakfast, so that we don’t use the Milk provided by the office for Coffee & Tea.
If you are going to use someone else’s Milk, can you at least have the common decency to ask first.
Thanks
XXXX XXXX
Payroll
XXX
Now, I don’t go anywhere near the fridge so I don’t know, but it seems like a big deal to some people. I’m still going to mock it. I like how ‘Breakfast’ is capitalised.
Here:
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Hi Guys
Sorry, but can you please stop taking Dick that belongs to other people.
We buy this Dick for our Breakfast, so that we don’t use the Dick provided by the office for Coffee & Tea.
If you are going to use someone else’s Dick, can you at least have the common decency to ask first.
Thanks
XXXX XXXX
Payroll
XXX
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Hi Guys
Sorry, but can you please stop taking former WWE Wrestler X-Pac that belongs to other people.
We buy this former WWE Wrestler X-Pac for our Breakfast, so that we don’t use the former WWE Wrestler X-Pac provided by the office for Coffee & Tea.
If you are going to use someone else’s former WWE Wrestler X-Pac, can you at least have the common decency to ask first.
Thanks
XXXX XXXX
Payroll
XXX
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Hi Milk
Sorry, but can you please stop taking Guys that belongs to other people.
We buy these Guys for our Breakfast, so that we don’t use the Guys provided by the office for Coffee & Tea.
If you are going to use someone else’s Guys, can you at least have the common decency to ask first.
Thanks
XXXX XXXX
Payroll
XXX
Feel free to add your own. Most imaginative wins an emailed picture of a cookie with the word ‘cunt’ written on it with icing.
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