It’s quiz time folks!

Let’s get quizzical!

Fuck you, answer me.

You got answers, I want em. Gimme.

^^ those were all rejected titles for this quiz. I like the slightly threatening sound of the one I went for.  BUT ANYWAY.

This was inspired by a week in which I accidentally did two quizzes. One in a pub I happened to be sat in, and only found out about the damn thing when the bar-lady scolded us for putting music on the jukebox minutes before her quiz started., and the other was a team-building thing in work. I lost both.

Anyway, do your best to answer these…funniest answer wins. Be creative.

 

1. How many horses does it take to be a horse?

2. Can you prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that you exist?

3. What kind of animal is a dog?

4. Like, you know?

5. I have two ducks. How many ducks do I have?

6. If an apple weighs 25 grams, I have 10 apples, then I give away 50% of my apples. Complete this sentence, *BLANK* is for apple.

7. You’ve just been stabbed. Which member of Take That is the perpetrator?

8. A pineapple said your mother is ugly. What is a pineapple?

9. She sucked HOW many d*cks?

10. How long would a tiger survive if you set it on fire?

11. Name the exact cause of Robert Downey Jnr.

12. What, exactly, is the ‘asda price’?

13. Indecision. Friend, or foe?

14. If God was an animal, what animal would he be?

15. WHY WON’T MIKA DIE?

16. If you were a kiss, what kind of kiss would you be?

17. Complete this sentence: *** ***** ******** Kurt Vonnegut ** ****.

18. Toga?

19. Toga?

20. Toga?

Give your answers in the comments. Go!