Onlybees » self hel for the weid and depressed http://www.onlybees.com/b They're Only Bees Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:42:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Copyright © Fuck 'Em 2010 mick@onlybees.com (Chris and Viz) mick@onlybees.com (Chris and Viz) Vizpod Chriscast Podcast! 1440 http://www.onlybees.com/b/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vpcc-rss.jpg Onlybees » self hel for the weid and depressed http://www.onlybees.com/b 144 144 The Vizpod Chriscast It's a podcast, in which three increasingly purile 20-somethings talk about filth and their (mostly) strange past experiences. podcast, talking Chris and Viz Chris and Viz mick@onlybees.com no yes SHFTW&D – So you’re scared of public speaking? http://www.onlybees.com/b/2009/09/shftwd-so-youre-scared-of-public-speaking/ http://www.onlybees.com/b/2009/09/shftwd-so-youre-scared-of-public-speaking/#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:59:49 +0000 Chris http://www.onlybees.com/b/?p=107 The classic piece of advice for people who are terrified of speaking aloud in public is to imagine your audience naked. I suggest we go one further, and really shove your audience into depraved situations. What’s so unnerving about speaking to a group of people when one of them, in your head, is being forced to fellate a goat at gunpoint. An ugly goat too. One with bad hygiene. Even for a goat.

Visualising such atrocities should clear any anxiety you’re feeling, helping you get over your fear and deliver the best possible talk on road safety to those kids.

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